AIDS: Acquisitions Intelligence-Deficient System
by Alan Alexander-Manifold
The Acquisitions system isn't horrible;
Its many bugs are pretty much ignorable.
It isn't overburdened with intelligence,
Nor is it weighted down with fine embellishence.
But all in all I think it ought to do the job
At least as well as that PSS thingumbob.
And as for me, I'm glad July the first has passed
This thing has been a royal pain right in the neck.
The one thing I have said, which can be said again
Is this, "No one compares to Edward Goedeken!"