Ameritech the Beautiful

by Alan Alexander-Manifold

10/28/1994

(to the tune of America the Beautiful)

O, Academic Services,
Who brought us all WinPAC,
And LMS and InfoShare,
And brought Horizon back!

Chorus:
Ameritech!  Ameritech!
May God extend your fame!
We love you, yet we'll ne'er forget,
That NOTIS was your name!

You made Sybrowsky President,
Got rid of poor Jane Burke,
Left Ward in charge in Evanston,
Put Kolman back to work!

Chorus

You've calmed our fears by adding years
Support for LMS
Will IBM support it, too?
That's anybody's guess.

Chorus

Sometime next year when 5.2
Is making you lose sleep,
Remember that our love for you
Runs strong and very deep!

Chorus