Bum Steer Floats

by Alan Alexander-Manifold


They've added a Bum Steer Roast feature
That they think we will all like a lot:
They're sponsoring open auditions
For the TECH1 Bikini Team  - - -  NOT!

As a matter of fact, one suggestion
Was to flip-flop traditional rules:
Let the men show up wearing their tank suits,
While the women rate their hardware tools.

While I doubt we'll be treated to either,
If the flood-water doesn't recede
From the river-soaked Palmer House basement,
Swim attire might be just what we need!