Isn't This Going a Bit Far?

by Alan Alexander-Manifold


Jane Burke has said the future course
     of NOTIS is with eunuchs,
But I don't see why she should care
     what's underneath our tunics!
For me, I'd almost rather ask
     for God to strike me blind,
Than let them have their way with...What?
     Oh, "UNIX"?  Never mind....