NUGM 1995 General Session
by Alan Manifold
Quarton, Ward and Kolman sat up on the podium,
Each one waiting patiently for their turn to come.
Maribeth delivered well her highly-polished text,
Upstaged only slightly by distracting sound effects.
John included video and sound bytes to the max;
He let his thoughts drift far afield, not bothered by the facts.
But Tom flew in from Provo late, so he was not so lucky:
The sole addition to his talk was chatting with Ed Stockey.
The people present ranged from mad to glad to sad to bored
While listening to the sales pitch from Quarton, Kolman and Ward.