Get Back to Work

by Alan Alexander-Manifold

2/26/92

(sung to the tune of Get Back)

Jojo was appointed as the NOTIS LIB1,
Went home feeling like a king,
Poured a couple drinks and started to imbibe one,
Then the phone began to ring.

It crashed!  It crashed!
It crashed and won't come up again!
It crashed!  It crashed!
It crashed and won't come up again!

Sweet Loretta Martin was the NOTIS TECH1,
When she heard the news she swore;
Tried a dozen fixes, none was the correct one,
Couldn't think of any more.

It crashed!  It crashed!
It crashed and won't come up again!
It crashed!  It crashed!
It crashed and won't come up again!

Jojo and Loretta finally got it working,
Used a very simple trick:
Went down where the NOTIS CPU was lurking,
Gave the thing a vicious kick!

It's back!  It's back!
It's back--I wonder for how long?
It's back!  It's back!
It's back--I wonder for how long?