I Was The One
by Alan Manifold
26 September 1997
(to the tune of the same name)
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I was the one who made my circ jobs
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Work in version four-six.
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And you know the way LB610 runs,
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Yes, I did that fix.
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I was the one who took all the bugs
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Out of that gross JCL.
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The way that it hums is a wonder itself;
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I fixed it so well.
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And then one day I had my system
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Running without a peep.
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It ran, it flowed, it input, it output;
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And I could get some sleep.
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I'll never know who wrote 6.2,
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But now that the install is done,
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Who'll have to tweak it and hack it and more?
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I am the one.
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