by Alan Manifold

26 September 1997

(to the tune of Good Luck Charm)

Bb                Eb
Don't want a C compiler,
      Bb               F7
I can live with NOTIS' quirks,
    Bb    Bb7          Eb
I'd buy a beer for the person here
           F7       Bb
Who writes JCL that works.

(tacet)     F7                          Bb
Come on and give me working JCL, uh-huh-huh,

Please get it right.
I want JCL not designed in hell,
      C7            C7+5   F7              Bb    Gb7 F7
To have [to have]...To run   [to run]...Tonight.
                                          (Bb    Eb7 Bb)

I'd give up a lot of features,
Don't need a new report,
For happiness, give me nothing less
Than JCL support.


I put in the latest version,
It took a year and a day,
Just multiply by the sites that try;
No wonder that I say: