by Alan Alexander-Manifold
15 October 1993
The newest edition of NOTISes
Arrived in my mailbox today;
I hardly can wait 'till I read it--
It always has so much to say.
Here's an article written on MDAS:
It says that the product works great.
And here's one that's focussed on InfoShare:
It basically says it's first-rate.
Oh, the next one's about the strange method
One site uses for their GTO.
Another one talks about NUGM:
It says that we all ought to go.
Here's some info on NOTIS Horizon:
It says it's in test, but not where.
This one says they've restructured the office,
But it doesn't say why I should care.
And what's this ridiculous poem
By Alan Alex-a-ma-foo?
Doesn't it just make you wonder
What they pay him for there at Purdue?
Let me turn to the list of solutions;
I have enough problems, at least.
Oh, how nice: it says everything mentioned
Is fixed in some future release.
Well, I guess I can look at this later;
I don't have time to read it all through.
But I promise I'll get to it shortly,
With the ones from the last year or two!