NOTIS GTO

by Alan Alexander-Manifold

17 October 1990

(to the tune of G.T.O. by Ronny and the Daytonas)

NOTIS GTO, you're really lookin' slick,
A meg of RAM and a hard drive on a 286,
Look at all those records,
They're comin' fast and thick-ick-ick,
Come on and suck 'em in, send 'em on, screw 'em up, GTO!
 
Hook her up to RLIN or to OCLC,
She may even handle UTLAS eventually,
She beats the terminal transfer
(Or will by 'ninety-three-ee-ee)
Come on and suck 'em in, send 'em on, screw 'em up, GTO!
 
Gonna save all my money and buy a GTO,
A lot of grey hairs later I'll be ready to go,
Start transferring records,
But I'll take it slow-ow-ow,
It's not the best product around,
Just the only game that's left in town,
Come on and suck 'em in, send 'em on, screw 'em up, GTO!