by Alan Alexander-Manifold

17 September 1991

(to the tune of Home on the Range)

Oh, give me a guide,
Where the entries divide
In a non-mathematical way;
My users are slow,
They can't see that 5.0's
Like the phone book they use every day.

The improvements on which we agree
Cannot be left to chance,
With a vote to enhance--
Make 'em fix it immediately!