by Alan Manifold
26 September 1997
(to the tune of Heartbreak Hotel)
Since NUGM started shrinking, it's got a new place to dwell:
Out on the edge of Nowheresville, That Rosemont Hotel.
We're so secluded, baby,
We're so secluded,
We're so secluded we could die. (and nobody would know!)
Although it's by the airport, it's off the beaten track,
So grab the first plane out of here and never ever look back, oh!
Desk clerks' eyes are vacant, bellhop wouldn't be missed;
They been so long in Nowheresville they barely even exist, oh!
So when you plan for next year, prepare for a living hell,
In case you must come back again to Rosemont Hotel.