RSAS: Ameritech's New Back-End Product
by Alan Manifold
27 February 1997
All over Britain, they say "arse"
To mean someone's behind.
It also means a thing so dumb
Its match is hard to find.
Here in the States, the word is "ass",
For that part back of front.
It's also used for stubborn things
That won't do what we want.
Ameritech's now worldwide,
So what they chose to do
Is put both words together, and
Combine both concepts, too.
RSAS is new, it's still untried,
So I will not attack,
But when the first results are passed,
I'm standing ten feet back!