Where Have All the Problems Gone

by Alan Manifold

13 October 1995

(to the tune of Where Have All the Flowers Gone)

C                   Am
Where have all the problems gone?
F          G
Long time passing
C                    Am
Where have all the problems gone?
F          G
Long time ago
C                   Am
Where have all the problems gone?
F               G
Vantive records, every one.
F            C
When will we ever learn?
F             G        C
Oh, when will we ever learn?


Where have all the records gone?
	To Development, every one....

Where the hell's Development gone?
	To Endeavor, ev...  whoops!
	To new features, every one....

Where have all the features gone?
	Gone to beta, every one....

Where have all the betas gone?
	Production systems, every one.... (well, except for PACLoan!)

Where have all the systems gone?
	Plagued with problems, every one....