ALS Support: Wonderful Job

by Alan Manifold

13 October 1995

(to the tune of Wonderful World)

 A                         F#m
Don't know much about your library,
D                         E
Don't know how to code in SAS or C,
 A                           F#m            E
Don't know how to search the technical side,
 D                        E
Don't know how to read an OPAC guide,
 A                      D
But I do know that when my phone rings,
 A                    D        Bm
I can tell you almost anything,
       F#m         D         E            A
What a wonderful, wonderful job this must be!
       F#m         D         Bm         E          A
What a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful job!


Don't know how to put a book on hold,
Don't know if your restart's warm or cold,
Don't know EDI from AIX,
Don't know how to read a dump in hex,
But I do know that when you call me,
You're as desperate as you can be,
What a wonderful, wonderful job this must be!
What a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful job!


E              A
I just whisper any old answer,
E                A
In your gullible ear.
             F#m                   A
I think that maybe by claiming to have answers, baby,
Bm             E
I can be Steer of the Year!


Don't know who's our current president,
Don't know what's the last release we sent,
Don't know much about LMS,
Don't know much about much, I guess,
But I do know if I stick around,
I can have my name run into the ground,
What a wonderful, wonderful job this must be!
What a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful job!