Written All In C

by Alan Manifold

19 September 1996

(to the tune of And Your Bird Can Sing)

     E
You tell me that your system is client/server, written all in C,
                  F#m   A
But you won't get me,
               E
You won't get me.

You say that you're user-friendly, and your OPAC's keen,
But you won't get me,
You won't get me.

   G#m                 Gaug5    B/F#             C#/F
   When your bells and whistles start to bog you down,
   E        F#m                           B
   LMS from NOTIS will be 'round, still around.

Guitar break:
  E                                 F#m    A      E

   G#m              Gaug5  B/F#            C#/F
   When the systems market stops being impressed,
   E              F#m                       B
   Libraries will look back to the best:  LMS!

You tell me that you have everything I want, and you're almost free,
But you won't get me,
You won't get me.