VUGM

by Alan Manifold

1 April 1998

(to the tune of YMCA)

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Book worms, do you feel all alone?
Are you lonely, stuck out there on your own?
Let your hair down, don't just sit there and moan
And feel wholly isolated.
Soon now, there's a place you can go
Up in Rosemont, when your system is slow
You can go there and I'm sure you will find
It's a darn good place to unwind.

Chorus:
	It's fun to go to the VUGM!
	It's fun to go to the VUGM!
	You can ask everyone at which site they're employed,
	You can just hang around with Lloyd.
	It's fun to go to the VUGM!
	It's fun to go to the VUGM!
	You can learn about cat, you can learn about circ,
	You can skip about three days of work!

Web rats, leave your html,
I said lib staff, leave tech services hell,
And you circ clerks, all those searches can wait
Since they're all for patrons you hate!
No site does it all by themselves,
So just come on!  Leave the books on the shelves
And just go there to the VUGM;
Bring your problems, we can solve them.

Chorus:
	It's fun to go to the VUGM!
	It's fun to go to the VUGM!
	You can ask everyone at which site they're employed,
	You can just hang around with Lloyd.
	It's fun to go to the VUGM!
	It's fun to go to the VUGM!
	Librarians, we don't care how you dress,
	Librarians, there's no one to impress.

Up 'till we embarked on this cruise
I was stuck with the Ameritech blues.
My computer was a big monolith
That I could do nothing fun with.
Now I've got a UNIX machine,
And Endeavor has come onto the scene.
I can tell you that I know I will love
Having new folks to make fun of!

Chorus:
	It's fun to go to the VUGM!
	It's fun to go to the VUGM!
	You can ask everyone at which site they're employed,
	You can just hang around with Lloyd.
	It's fun to go to the VUGM!
	It's fun to go to the VUGM!
	Rosemont, Rosemont, it's not heaven on Earth.
	Rosemont, Rosemont, we could pro'bly do worse.