Just Around The Bend

by Alan Manifold

27 April 1998

(to the tune of Blowin' In The Wind)

How many clients must be opened up
	To create a bib and PO?
Yes 'n' how many claims must I print, fold and mail
	Before EDI is a go?
Yes 'n' how many hours must a web searcher wait
	To see WebVoyage is too slow?

CHORUS:	Enhancements, my friend, are just around the bend
	Enhancements are just around the bend

How many forms must researchers fill out
	'Till Voyager lets them "request"?
Yes 'n' how many course reserves must we decline
	Before it can handle the rest?
Yes 'n' how many pages can fee statements be
	Before all our users protest?

CHORUS:	Enhancements, my friend, are just around the bend
	Enhancements are just around the bend

How many years can a problem exist
	Before it is labelled a bug?
Yes 'n' how many sites must request any change
	Before it is passed to the VUG?
Yes 'n' how many bugs can I send to Support
	Before they reply with a shrug?

CHORUS:	Enhancements, my friend, are just around the bend
	Enhancements are just around the bend