Put It On A LISTSERV

by Alan Manifold

14 April 1998

(to the tune of I Heard It Through the Grapevine)

I bet you're wondering how I knew
About all the things your firm intends to do,
And all of those secrets that you thought were hid,
Well, I knew them all before you did.
It comes as a surprise to you, I'll bet,
But I'm plugged into the Internet, and somebody ...

Chorus:	Put it on a listserv!
	It's a fate you think you don't deserve.
	Yeah, somebody put it on a listserv!
	Don't some people have a lot of nerve?
	Honey, honey, yeah.

I know that folks aren't supposed to pry,
But your unlocked files just caught my eye.
Leaking them could mean your job, I know,
And I'd be sorry if they let you go.
But I couldn't keep them to myself,
I just had to tell somebody else, so I ...

Chorus:	Put it on a listserv!
	It's a fate you think you don't deserve.
	Oh, yes, I put it on a listserv!
	Don't some people have a lot of nerve?
	Bye, bye, honey, yeah.

People say don't believe everything you read;
Writing it down doesn't make it true.
On the Internet you're guaranteed
Lots of trash is gonna come to you.
But I still think it's a blast,
Cause that trash gets to me so fast when somebody ...

Chorus:	Puts it on a listserv!
	It's a fate we pro'bly all deserve.
	Somebody puts it on a listserv!
	Don't some people have a lot of nerve?
	Honey, honey, yeah.

Don't reply just to me;
Let the whole listserv see.
Go on and put it on a listserv!